| It's microblogging! Imagine getting text messages from people you barely know about shit nobody cares about. Life suddenly got interesting!
It's reality TV without pictures, and it stars a bunch of boring people. Life suddenly got quick!
Bleeter is viral, and the internet has taught us that things with viruses can be a lot of fun. Life suddenly got dangerous!
Microblogging is like drugs. They're no fun to do by yourself and it's only fun if all your friends are on it. And pretty soon you'll hate all your friends and their tedious outbursts. Life suddenly flat-lined.
Your life is boring and trivial. Share it. Life suddenly got about punishing others!
Bleeter lets you actively invade your privacy so that there are no barriers and you don't have any piece of yourself left. Life suddenly got communal, like showers!
Bleeter lets you leave dickish comments to celebrities. Life suddenly got about showing these jumped up jerks who's boss!
If you have no sense of self and have to prattle on about every little thing in your life, Bleeter is for you. Life suddenly got a little bit crazy!
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How do we make money?
We aren't interested in that. We are like many social networking sites - founded by young assholes who get really popular, then cash out and sell it to old assholes at big media companies who quickly learn they've bought a site that will be obsolete as soon as the next social media fad comes in and that's life!
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| | Here are some great recent bleets from our great community of bleeters! |
| | tilly_008
Oh my god when I get home I am so going to blog about my new haircut |
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| | Rosana_jangle
Bored at home. Thinking of swallowing a fistful of pills |
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| | ButterflyRimmer
I have piles! |
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| | PabloPizza
I am not racist! I can't believe this driver is calling me that! It's freedom of speech |
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| | m4d_man
I just got a Prince Albert! Pic to follow |
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| | Liberty_Queen
Aren't wills the best thing about parents? |
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| | LosSantosSlim
My cat just got hit by a car |
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| | AMA_Starbager
That Melanie Little is totally using her wheelchair to get attention. I bet that car accident didn't really paralyze her. |
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| | Kinja_buddy
My neighbors are totally having a three way. Posting pictures in a sec... |
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| | Aesthetic_blah
Tee hee. Jst killt hkr |
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