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Cole Blewitt

24/7 Employee
Lower Easton, Liberty City 42 Stalkers

Basic Information
Birthday: April 7th
Relationship Status: Taken

Sex: Male
Interested in: Video games, punk rock, writing fiction, winter, snow, iced lattes, Liberty City, Burger Shot

Religious Views: - Atheist
Political Views: - Liberal

About:
Vice President of the Losers Club.
Cole Blewitt posted a status update
3 days ago·
Food delivery guy texts me and says he can't get in and I have to pick up the food from outside. Turns out he's not allowed in because he was CARRYING A HANDGUN?? I THOUGHT GUNS WERE BANNED IN LIBERTY CITY WHAAAT
Cole Blewitt posted a status update
6 days ago·
I hate spreading the crunchy peanut butter, cuz the chunks of peanut get caught on the knife and it tears the bread and makes me wanna throw the jar of peanut butter at the nearest hard surface.
Cole Blewitt posted a status update
16 days ago·
1am. burger shot, on the corner of topaz and galveston. barely awake, eating a bleeder burger under a dim halogen light. i don't know how to feel about this.
Cole Blewitt posted a status update
35 days ago·
I swear I just walked by Seth MacFarlane.
Cole Blewitt posted a status update
68 days ago·
gah-DAYUM. it's hot as hell in here, feels like a fuckin SAUNA. hate the summer, when's winter coming?? :(
Cole Blewitt posted a status update
69 days ago·
listening to will wood feels like putting your ears into a cheese grater, and somebody screaming through it into your ear. I love it.
Cole Blewitt posted a status update
70 days ago·
cluckin bell just hits different when you didn’t eat lunch.
Cole Blewitt posted a status update
71 days ago·
damn, it's nearly been a month since i was last here... uuh, happy late independence day...?
Cole Blewitt posted a status update
83 days ago·
I GOT A GIRLFRIEND! SHES FRENCH-CANADIAN! AND BEAUTIFUL! LET’S GO!!
Cole Blewitt posted a status update
95 days ago·
My friends took me out to Superstar Cafe for my early birthday meal. Holy SHIT that was filling. Burger bigger than my head probably, full up with beef and cheese. Also got a grape soda float. I may have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement.
Cole Blewitt posted a status update
97 days ago·
Ugh, I HATE being sick. It's not fun to be coughing all the TIIIME. And I literally never slept last night!
Cole Blewitt posted a status update
101 days ago·
I saw these AMAZING clothing articles in the Russian Store in Hove Beach! Canvas shoes, denim jacket… if I just wear it out and stick some patches on it, it will look SO GOOD.
Cole Blewitt posted a status update
111 days ago·
I saw these AMAZING clothing articles in the Russian Store in Hove Beach! Canvas shoes, denim jacket… if I just wear it out and stick some patches on it, it will look SO GOOD.
Cole Blewitt posted a status update
114 days ago·
Cara Delevingne is such a good radio DJ, being so fr.
Cole Blewitt posted a status update
126 days ago·
I’m awake at 10 minutes to 1 in the morning because I’m obsessed with making my Lifeinvader perfect. First world issues. I’m gonna sleep :P