Food delivery guy texts me and says he can't get in and I have to pick up the food from outside. Turns out he's not allowed in because he was CARRYING A HANDGUN?? I THOUGHT GUNS WERE BANNED IN LIBERTY CITY WHAAAT
I hate spreading the crunchy peanut butter, cuz the chunks of peanut get caught on the knife and it tears the bread and makes me wanna throw the jar of peanut butter at the nearest hard surface.
1am. burger shot, on the corner of topaz and galveston. barely awake, eating a bleeder burger under a dim halogen light. i don't know how to feel about this.
I swear I just walked by Seth MacFarlane.
gah-DAYUM. it's hot as hell in here, feels like a fuckin SAUNA. hate the summer, when's winter coming?? :(
listening to will wood feels like putting your ears into a cheese grater, and somebody screaming through it into your ear. I love it.
cluckin bell just hits different when you didn’t eat lunch.
damn, it's nearly been a month since i was last here... uuh, happy late independence day...?
I GOT A GIRLFRIEND! SHES FRENCH-CANADIAN! AND BEAUTIFUL! LET’S GO!!
My friends took me out to Superstar Cafe for my early birthday meal. Holy SHIT that was filling. Burger bigger than my head probably, full up with beef and cheese. Also got a grape soda float. I may have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement.
Ugh, I HATE being sick. It's not fun to be coughing all the TIIIME. And I literally never slept last night!
I saw these AMAZING clothing articles in the Russian Store in Hove Beach! Canvas shoes, denim jacket… if I just wear it out and stick some patches on it, it will look SO GOOD.
I saw these AMAZING clothing articles in the Russian Store in Hove Beach! Canvas shoes, denim jacket… if I just wear it out and stick some patches on it, it will look SO GOOD.
Cara Delevingne is such a good radio DJ, being so fr.
I’m awake at 10 minutes to 1 in the morning because I’m obsessed with making my Lifeinvader perfect. First world issues. I’m gonna sleep :P