Lifeinvader

Birthday: 1962 Relationship Status: Elite Sperm Donor

Sex: Male Interested in: Fancy drinks, yoga, "pelvic exercise"

Religious Views: - N/A Political Views: - Liberal

About: Devin Weston is an American billionaire, venture capitalist, black belt, and investor who owns shares in several major companies, including Banner Hotel & Spa, Patriot Beer and Nogo Vodka.

Congratulations to Richards Majestic on the premiere of Meltdown. I am proud to be the majority shareholder and to have played such a crucial role in keeping America's great movie industry alive.

Molly, you were one of the most committed and ruthless lawyers I've ever had on my books. I promise you that your death will not be in vain.

Just heard about Molly. Let me know how you want to move on this.

If my aggressive acquisition strategy goes to plan, the Weston Racing team will soon have the most enviable fleet of cars in the world. You're welcome, guys!

Never work with children or animals - and most ex-cons are a combo of the two

I don't go to my happy place, I live in it 24/7

President Lawton called me personally this morning for advice on the economy. Makes a change, normally it's his wife calling me ;)

Made the top ten sexiest financiers list for the 12th consecutive year.

5 hours day-trading in the lotus position. I've never felt so relaxed getting rich.

I only drink coffee anally these days.

And another intern cries wolf...

Thank you so much for finally accepting my friend request. You are my number 1 hero. I hope one day I can become a spiritual capitalist just like you.

I now employ 4 people just to deal with my personal Lifeinvader page. I get 3000+ friend requests a day.

Jackie, thanks for the date last night and for leaving so promptly this morning. I am now de-friending you.

Another assistant bites the dust. If I tell you no complex carbs in the office, I mean NO COMPLEX CARBS IN THE OFFICE

Just completed 5 multi-million transactions whilst meditating - I am now literally trading in my sleep!

Had to twist some arms but got the numbers looking real solid for the audit :-)

Another honorary macroeconomics Phd. Yawn.

The golden rule - nothing over 21 unless it's vintage wine or a vintage car

Just had my body age evaluated again. I'm still getting younger.

Is there anything more fun than screwing over your so-called rich friends?

Killer racket ball session, boss. You ever gonna let me win?

If you want to feel inspired, check out my website www.bedevinweston.com

Always do unto others as you would do unto your staff

Fortunately for the rest of the business community, my work life balance is 10/90

The last time I flew commercial you could still smoke on the plane and the hostesses dressed like hookers.

I know your schedule is crazy today so if you miss dinner feel free to stop by my place and I can give you something.

I ran 20 miles before breakfast, then skipped breakfast. #bedevinweston

Sue Murry and Jock Cranley are both so desperate for my endorsement on their gubernatorial bid I'd feel embarrassed for them if I knew what embarrassment felt like.

Can't get through to you on your phone but I'm happy to stay late again if you need me

Another embarrassing day for IAA security. What is this country coming to?

The best leverage you have in any deal is someon's weakness

The best leverage you have in any deal is someone's weakness

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Devin Weston

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