Lifeinvader

Birthday: N/A Relationship Status: Online Gigolo

Sex: Male Interested in: Cycling, skydiving, parachuting, EXTREME EXERCISE

Religious Views: - N/A Political Views: - N/a

About: "Adrenaline junkie to the last rush." Rest in peace - Dominic Beasley: 19XX - 2013.

Hope you find peace, Dom. We had a minute's silence in the office today which a few people cheered through. You will be missed.

RIP Dominator. You were the best and only friend I ever had.

I am already planning my chef d'oeuvre! It will be something nobody has ever done before! I will finally out-dominate myself!

I wish you could all be me for just 5 minutes to see how awesome it is.

I just jumped off the tallest building in Los Santos - what did you do today?

You know how I'm always talking about how I have a black friend? Well now it's true. I really do have a black friend.

Next stop - Maze Bank building! I already out-traded every drone in there!

Who spends 6 figures to drive a quad bike out of a cargo plane? Guilty as charged, your honor!

You can't out-dominate the Dominator!

Major wipeout!! What do you do when your parachute doesn't open and you land in a tree and nearly break every bone in your body? You get straight back in the helicopter and go up again!

I do my blue sky thinking at 10,000 feet bitches.

Evaluation of my risk tolerance and volatility = HIGH

I spent this morning pounding the Asian markets. Thanks Wai Ling

Four days on the run I nearly died doing something crazy. This is getting boring now. NOT!!!!!

What would be considered an obscene amount to spend on a mountain bike? $10,000? Ooops! Yes I did.

Looking into the eyes of a first-time base-jumper is like the night you are first with a woman - terrifying pleasure!

Props to my boys for a major mach session today.

When are you going to meet your daughter deadbeat.

I don't live my life at 100%, I live it at 50% to give the rest of you a chance.

I've subdivided all the girls I don't want to get with on Lifeinvader into blue chip (fat), high risk (skank) and illiquid (frigid)

Amazing how many people you have to bribe to let you do crazy shit. It costs a lot of money to live life on the edge.

I'd go to work today but the sun's out and I made 10 million yesterday

Wingman in the sky, wingman on the ground. Gnarliest dudes in LS, mate!

Just trashed some Speedophiles for no reason. Oops!

Tell all your friends to stalk me! Let's get my count where it needs to be!

To call my new hottub a "tub" is the understatement of the century. Think more Hot Lake.

I wish I had your balls, Dominator. No, seriously, I wish I could physically replace my testicles with yours.

Made a million, broke an arm. Just an average Tuesday.

Look death in its eye. Get right up in its grill. Smell its rank breath.

You're a dick.

I just discovered a live-in maid I didn't know I had #onlyinmyworld

All those guys who keep saying what an enormous douchebag you are they're just haters! You rock Dom and you're the best boss I've ever had!

That Australian pilot is such a ditherer. He's like a mother hen in flip flops.

Free-climbed into work today. Top floor office so go figure.

Last chance to join me on the cave diving extravaganza! Stop being so female, ladies. And by ladies I mean all of my lame male Lifeinvader friends

Killer business trip. Holla to my girl in Luxembourg. That tax haven is shaven!

LifeInvader

Dom Beasley

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