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About: For the old school barber shop experience at modern prices, come to Herr Kutz. Cornrows, lineups, ironic mullets, non-ironic mullets, and more. Stalk us on Lifeinvader and your first cut is on us!

Your local barber shop - one of the few places where it's still acceptable to ban women unless they're serving you.

Successfully bribed the hygiene inspector again

New contact lenses - fingers crossed they do the trick!

Rocking my new Mellowplex!

How do you manage to be in so many places at once?

Please note (again) that we do not style, cut or in any way touch chest hair

Remember when a men's haircut was $5? Not any more. Blame the hipsters.

Loving my cornrows! Who says they don't look great on a white man?

Major shakes after last night - hope nobody ask for a shave!

For the old school barber shop experience at modern prices, come to Herr Kutz

Scissor disinfectant is for sissies

@kevinprendegast Congraulations on being the 10,000th customer at our Paleto Bay shop! Sorry again about the ear

For the old school barber shop experience at modern prices, come to Herr Kutz

Scissor disinfectant is for sissies

@kevinprendegast Congratulations on being the 10,000th customer at our Paleto Bay shop! Sorry again about the ear

How do you get off charging $28 for triple rails????

Don't ask for a shampoo. It's a barber's shop not a beauty parlor.

It took two months but the lice problem is finally cleared!

Two words people - CASH ONLY

Tramlines - $25!! The nineties are only dead if you want them to be!

Party at the back! Our $60 mullet is the top-seller in Mirror Park! Ironic or not - the choice is yours!

Herr Kutz is the best! I love that there's never anyone in there when I walk in.

Remember gangsters, when you come in here, I'm the one with the blade.

Where men can still feel manly about spending $100 on a 2-hour cosmetic procedure.

In a hurry? We're the quickest hair cut in town!

Fresh to death or your money back (and if we don't do something about Donna's myopia, maybe literally)

I asked for a number 1, not to get scalped!

The management reserves the right not to serve guys who stink.

Remember - the more you tip, the less it will hurt next time.

I've been getting my hair cut at Herr Kutz since I was a boy and I've got the scars to prove it!

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