Lifeinvader

About: Think of your body as a blank canvas for terrible artwork you can never get rid of. We have a wide range of winged serpents, skulls, dragons and other spiritually meaningful symbols to express who you really are. Get something on your back done so your lover has something to look at. Stop by Ink Inc today and literally paint over your insecurities. Check back here frequently for special promotions including Gang Symbol Tuesdays, back by popular demand for middleclass white kids struggling with literally having nothing to worry about. STALK us and your first tattoo is FREE!

You're never too young to get a tattoo. It'll still look great when you're 70, honest!

Middle class white kids, we've got all your favorite gang symbols!

A tattoo isn't just a fashion statement, it's a permanent display of how self-absorbed you are.

Show how in touch you are with your spiritual side by getting a huge Chinese dragon burned onto your back.

Why do big guys always cry the loudest?

We don't want ink your stink! Please shower before you come in.

Tourists take home a souvenir you won't forget - a Los Santos tattoo!

I put on 50 pounds and now the skull on my stomach looks like a pepperoni pizza :(

The "Lion on the shoulder" - our best selling drunk tattoo last month!

Tip us the first time, we won't push so hard the second time.

Come on guys, nothing says you've worked through your Oedipus complex like a "mother" tattoo

No! My lucky horseshoe turned septic!

Get a hot girl tattooed on your lower leg and you'll have jerk-off material for life.

I'm a white guy who's never left the USA but my African tribal tattoo really defines me. Thank you!

In LSPD approval ratings news, we just did our sixth 'fuck cops' tattoo this week.

Now available - the Impotent Rage tattoo! Because a cartoon on a grown man says he doesn't take himself too seriously!

Remember, your skin is a blank canvas for shitty art you can never get rid of.

If you think it's expensive and painful now, wait for the removal operation in 10 years when you realize how ridiculous you look!

Pick from a catalogue of stock images - because it's an expression of how creative and individual you are!

Come on. You won't get a job in a coffee shop without one.

I got that mermaid tattoo on my forearm to look tough but everyone thinks I'm gay!

Tattoos used to be about rebellion and self-expression. Now they're about conforming. Don't stand out from the crowd - get a tattoo today.

I can't explain it but that oriental coy fish and asian writing really expresses who I am.

A tattoo is a rite of passage for the 21st century American douchebag.

Come experience the ancient art of drunken self-expression at Ink Inc

LifeInvader