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About: It’s the Essence of Life!™ The official LifeInvader page for fans of America’s #1 soft drink, Sprunk! Bursting with 800 calories of glucose, fructose, guarana, caffeine, pesticides, benzene and just enough chemicals for you to forget the pain – nothing beats a belly full of bubbly Sprunk. Stalk us here on LifeInvader for the chance to get Sprunked on with a free can at participating retailers.

Now with more caffeine to give you that extra burst of energy for the 3 hours of exercise it takes to work off the 500 calories in each can!

My doctor says my son has high blood pressure. He's 7!

Woohoo! I haven't slept in 4 days!

New semi-independent survey concludes that soda makes you better at sports.

Struggling with your homework? Drink a can of Sprunk!

Number 1 Sprunk fan! Btw, is anybody else experiencing problems with incontinence?

Housekeeping tip. Sprunk doesn't spoil like fresh juices.. Shelf stable for the apocalypse.

Diet tip. Replace one meal a day with a can of Sprunk and watch the bone density melt away.

Sprunk now comes with slightly less benzene!

Drinking a can of Sprunk has been known to cure gunshot wounds.

Invest in America's favorite soda. Let's create a better future together!

You'd have to drink 10 cups of coffee to get the same caffeine as a can of Sprunk, and that would be disgusting.

Is it true it contains ether?

7 out of 10 dentists have now been paid to recommend Sprunk

Sprunk - the official drink of the San Andreas school system. We believe in education.

Parenting tip... Tired, cranky baby? Mix Sprunk with formula

Sprunk is proud to sponsor the Los Santos Dust Devils, because everything's better over ice.

It's like I can FEEL my sperm count decreasing with every can!

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