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Tavell Clinton

Barista
Schottler, Liberty City 184 Stalkers

Basic Information
Birthday: N/A
Relationship Status: Playing the field

Sex: Male
Interested in: Family, West Coast, Los Santos

Religious Views: - N/A
Political Views: - N/A

About:
CFG 4 Life
Tavell Clinton posted a status update
1 days ago·
Props to my cousin Franklin pimping it with a crib in Vinewood Hills now!
Tavell Clinton posted a status update
2 days ago·
Just spotted Jill Von Crastenburg running in Middle Park - does anybody even care about her any more?
Tavell Clinton posted a status update
3 days ago·
Roman's Taxi Service = worst cab company ever
Tavell Clinton posted a status update
4 days ago·
Ok I think it worked it out. People in Liberty City say fuck you and mean how you doing, people in Los Santos say how you doing and mean fuck you.
Tavell Clinton posted a status update
5 days ago·
Feeling a long way from LS today. Missing my ma, my big cousin Franklin, Aunt Denise.
Tavell Clinton posted a status update
6 days ago·
Went on the Firefly Island Screamer today! "antique" and "rollercoaster" aint two words that should go together!
Tavell Clinton posted a status update
7 days ago·
They're saying that MC Clip got jacked at a photo shoot! I know it's cold but that fakeass wannabe had some bad karma coming his way for along time.
Tavell Clinton posted a status update
8 days ago·
Ok - Little Italy??? I might be a black man from South LS but even I know that aint real Italian food
Tavell Clinton posted a status update
9 days ago·
Finally smoked a blunt on the top of Rotterdam Tower!
Tavell Clinton posted a status update
10 days ago·
Don't nobody know how to barbeque on the East Coast?
Lamar Davis posted a status update
11 days ago·
What up little playa? Hope you puttin those broker females to the sword.
Tavell Clinton posted a status update
12 days ago·
Why is everyone so neurotic here??? Where's all the new-agey heavily medicated peeps??? #missthewestcoast
Tavell Clinton posted a status update
13 days ago·
Got a job as a 'barista' - Italian word that translates as 'fool who serves rich people coffee'
Tavell Clinton posted a status update
14 days ago·
Weird that people actually use the train in Liberty City.
Tavell Clinton posted a status update
15 days ago·
Man I miss home. I just experienced 4 seasons in one day!
Tavell Clinton posted a status update
16 days ago·
You should've seen this fool Pathos trying to get me to buy his CD on the street corner. If a homie'd hassled me like that back home he'd have got laid down!
Nicolson Bell posted a status update
17 days ago·
How's life treating you on the Least Coast? You started wearing a blazer and eating chowder yet?
Tavell Clinton posted a status update
18 days ago·
Just sprayed CGF on the Broker Bridge. Representing!
Tavell Clinton posted a status update
19 days ago·
Sharing an apartment with 2 Jamaicans and a student from Senegal. 4 black dudes who don't understand each other!
Tavell Clinton posted a status update
20 days ago·
Just saw Tony McTony outside the meTV building and believe me the camera adds 5 inches!
Denise Clinton posted a status update
21 days ago·
Hope you're taking care of yourself and not trusting anyone. Maybe you can persuade your cousin to move out there with you?
Tavell Clinton posted a status update
22 days ago·
6 months in Liberty City! Been there and got the tshirt baby!
Tavell Clinton posted a status update
23 days ago·
Just moved into my new place in Schottler - escaped one hood to live in another!