Lifeinvader

Birthday: Private Relationship Status: Married to work

Sex: Male Interested in: Celebrities, my line of work, Poppy Mitchell, Lacey Jonas, everyone else

Religious Views: - My photography is god-sent, so that must count for something Political Views: - Too busy for politics

About: You might not like it, but people like ME are what keep the Vinewood industry full: full of impurity, sordid photos, and upskirts! I love my job! My reality show about the tough life of a journalist like me drops on CNT this Fall!

The reality show is happening! It's really happening! From celebrity hunter to celebrity!

Her royal HIGHNESS Princess Georgina likes to get royally blazed! And guess who got the photo? I am on a roll!

The Sloppy Poppy meltdown continues! And Team Beverly was there to capture it all in HD!

I can't reveal too much but suffice to say I have irrefutable live, close-up, graphic proof that Poppy Mitchell is 100% NOT a virgin. They'll write books about me! My name will echo through the halls of eternity!

Samantha Muldoon has taken another restraining order out against me. That country accent is fake!!!!!

Madison Fox you are a man without honor! A leech! How do you sleep at night?

Ok, students of the human condition. I'm off to stake out that old hag Miranda Cowan. Wish me luck!

I've been sitting outside Martha Term's house for 4 days now. DO SOMETHING YOU LAZY ADDLED COW!

Shot of Charlotte Crown purging WITH visible vulva! This could make my career!

Lyle Cleethorpes V getting a rim job from a homeless man! Booyaa! The people deserve the TRUTH!

Cloe Parker spat in my face today. Stank of vodka and stomach acid. No wonder she can't keep a husband longer than a month!

No way! I thoguht I had a PERFECT crotch shot of January Natasha Vasquez but there's too much glare from her labia piercing. 4 days wasted.

I can confirm that Bruce Spade is definitely a grower not a shower.

My photo of Jill Von Crastenburg taking a dump could go front page! I'll be the defining cultural historian of our generation!

A cellphone does not make you a photographer! I am an artist, a historian, a documenter of side boob!

Another front page on Starstalk for yours truly. Shame you were 4 days late to the party. Bad luck.

I really have to stop assuming every black man is Clay PG Jackson. It's the curse of my waspy upbringing.

Hiding in a tree outside the Pillbox Hill Medical Center. Got word that Bill Anthony's undergoing emergency surgery after a botched penis extension!

This is what we spent so much money on your education for? It's not just humiliating for you, it's humiliating for me and your mother too.

I can't believe that weasel Madison got the photo of Billy and Bobby Blue penis fencing. That should have been mine!

I'm still looking for my retirement shot. My Sudan!

Hey bud just driving through Del Perro did I see you in a dumpster????

Celebts aren't the victims. They crave the attention! The day I'm not pointing a camera in their face is the day they're FINISHED!

LifeInvader

Franklin Clinton

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