Lifeinvader

Birthday: June 8th Relationship Status: Third Wife's a charm!

Sex: Male Interested in: Golf, neighborly activities, keeping the area safe, nude cooking

Religious Views: - Catholic Political Views: - Conservative

About: Chairman of the Edwood Way Block Association, Head of the Rockford Hills Neighborhood Watch

Apparently, someone is waging a campaign of terror against the realtor who sold me my house! Lenny Avery. Nice guy, great hair. What is Rockford Hills coming to???

How the hell did the Union Depository get broken into? I thought it was supposed to be impenetrable! What's this going to do to the dollar?

If those are really are gunshots, whatever's happening at the De Santas goes way above the remit of the Neighborhood Watch Society.

I'm not one to gossip but it doesn't sound like domestic bliss over at the De Santas!

Long session at the club last night. Castro's wife threw him out again :)

Why did I buy all that Lifeinvader stock??? So dumb.

I saw a suspicious-looking black man hanging around the De Santa house again. I don't know whether it's the economic downturn or what, but this community doesn't feel as safe as it should any more given how much money I spent to live here.

No financial crisis in my portfolio - 3 year high!!!

Dad, please, this so humiliating. Every time I read one of your posts, I die a little inside.

Cooking in the nude with Kimberly tonight and the gazpacho nearly wasn't vegetarian! #closecallwiththeblender

It's like a honeymoon every night in my house at the moment. TMI?

Working hard on this new merger - got to keep my little lady in new shoes!

Does that tennis coach have to get in quite so close???

7am tee-time. Me, you, castro, rogers, bentley. Cognac and happy endings. Home by lunch. Are you in or out?

They're talking about letting women into the Golf Club again. It doesn't bear thinking about. #sicktomystomach

Well, this neighborhood certainly has become cosmopolitan in the 7 years I've lived here.

The maid called in sick for a second day!!! I don't know if I can handle living in this squalor for a minute longer!

Whoever came up with the idea of alimony should be taken outside and shot.

Unanimous vote to renew my tenure as Head of Neighborhood watch AND Chair of the Edward Way Block association last night. Hard for that not to go to your head!

Does the new Mrs Dubose want tennis lessons like the other two did?

The housekeeper just put my 1943 cabernet in the coq au vin. I want to cut her throat! Only joking. But COME ON! Were you raised in the wilderness?

I'd like to apologize again to Mr Hernandez for asking him to wait outside with the other help at last night's Neighborhood Watch meeting.

And the kids are gone! Boarding school - never did me any harm. Made me the man I am today.

Third wife's a charm! If I keep getting older and they getting younger, we're all good, right? Only joking, honey!

I want those golf clubs Mark Fostenburg has from Japan with the seal skin grips.

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Hayden Dubose

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