Lifeinvader

Birthday: N/A Relationship Status: Family man

Sex: Male Interested in: N/A

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About: Owner of Premium Deluxe Motorsports, legitimate businessman, and entrepreneur

You are all very dear to me, even those many of you I haven't met. This weekend Premium Deluxe Motorsport will be offering a special price on selected vehicles for all my Lifeinvader friends!

So this is the only way I can get in touch with you now? By tricking you into accepting my friend request? Where is my deposit? You can't just call me a racist and hang up every time I ask for my money back!

Stop texting me. I never want to see you again.

To the lovely Barbara thank you for a delightful first date and sorry again for forgetting my wallet!

I don't believe it! A bum just urinated on my air dancer promotional sign! I thought this neighborhood was supposed to be gentrified!

Please tell all your friends about Premium Deluxe Motorsport. Credit crisis? We don't see crisis, we see opportunity.

Thank you for the kind birthday gift. I will add the Premium Deluxe Motorsport voucher to the others you have given me on every previous year.

My new business cards arrived. All 8 job titles!

I am pleased to report that my new requisitions team is learning fast under my mentorship.

Can you believe the Armenian sisters from that awful reality show? All they do is talk about their private places and marry basketball players!

Tired of being turned away for loans? Come to Premium Deluxe Motorsport in Pillbox Hill! No credit check! We trust you!

I tried to warn you about Franklin and Lamar, Uncle. Will you reconsider my proposal to create an Assistant Manager position within Premium Deluxe Motorsport?

My showroom vandalized by an employee I treated like a son! Once again I pay the price for offering impoverished youth a chance at a new life!

You have to do something about Sacha's twitch. It is like he is trying to bite his own ear off.

At Premium Deluxe Motorsport, we do not discriminate. We offer financing to anyone! No credit? No problem! You're approved!

I have put myself forward for another 'hero of the community' award. I hope they have got rid of the racist panel of judges who denied me last year.

I'm wondering whether we should be investing more in precious metals, Uncle Simeon? And I was also wondering when you were going to pay me for last month?

I see all my employees as the sons I would have had if I was more open-minded about interracial marriage.

Why don't you really ride shotgun this weekend by test driving a vehicle at Premium Deluxe Motorsport? Right next door to Ammu-nation!

You one dirty dog Simeon. Those photos you sent me the link to were straight up nasty!

I just closed another great deal at competitive interest rates. The customer tried to discriminate against me but I called him out on it and stood proud. He will not rush to judge another man's 5 o'clock shadow!

LifeInvader

Simeon Yetarian

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