Lifeinvader

Birthday: 1988 Relationship Status: Keeping my options open

Sex: Male Interested in: Basketball, Sprunk, my homies, any opportunities

Religious Views: - Non-believer Political Views: - Left-leaning

About: "You ain't gotta like it 'cause the hood gon' love it." - Jay Rock

Maze Bank Building...tick it off the list! Done. DOMINATED!! I want you to stand in front of a mirror tonight, put down your pants, and tell me your dick isn't that little bit longer. Hanging with me is better than Mollis, dude!

You still alive? When are we going to a Feud game?

I'd send you the bill for out playdate today but it would bankrupt you :-) Seriously dude how next-level was that? I bet there aren't many guys in your neighborhood who can say they've driven a quad bike out of a plane???

Bumped into Tanisha and her new man today. So I seen him now and, believe me, time for you to move on.

You KILLED IT with that shot of Poppy, bro! That should fetch mega bucks! Just remember that any commission will have to scaled on experience. What an industry, huh? Gotta love it.

Bad hair day? Put the Shutters on it for just $38 at Herr Kutz!

Is it true you stylin it with a crib in vinewood hills these days coz I mustve missed my invitation to the party :-)

Does this new crib mean you've moved out or you haven't moved out? How many homes do you need before you put some food in the fridge?

You did the right thing, Franklin. An idiot who loves you is better than no idiot at all. Be happy.

Who that vegan hippie billionaire sociopath son of a bitch think he is playin us for our scrilla???

Maybe I made the right move after all coming out here. Shit looks crazy in LS right now. Look after yourself, F.

Good work again, slick. Keep it up - you know I'll look after you. Stick with Team Weston and you'll always be a winner.

Is it true what they saying about you working as a male geisha for white boys these days?

You've got real potential, Franklin. Just don't let dead wood hold you down. Surround yourself with hasbeens and soon enough you'll become one yourself.

What did you do to Stretch? Nigga badmouthin you all over LS.

So what? You done with Forum Drive now, big shot?

You're young, you're hungry. I like that. This shark has always got room for the right remora.

Just caught Chop humping a cat. We gotta explain to him what we mean by pussy.

Sounds like things are bad in South LS right now - hope you're safe x

Grove Street burning!! Which set ran up on them? Carson Ave?

Don't know what happened with that thing in Davis but I'll find that homie that turned us.

Just on the news about MC Clip gettin jumped. You can only fake it for so long before something real comes at you.

First Miranda, now Poppy... you are my lucky charm, homie! Don't sweat the money - I always look after my peeps! Keep it real.

Just saw your aunt Denise she is not happy with you (and im definitely gonna hit that btw).

Good lookin out for your boy I owe u 1 as soon as I got myself stra8

So what's the skinny? You a tow truck driver now? That's about the least gangster thing I ever heard.

All these hot dates people gonna talk :-) 4 real tho u know how to treat a girl right thanks again boo xxxxx

OGs got a microscope on you no more moves without gettin greenlit u feel me?.

What's this about you saying I set you up? Keep runnin your mouth like that you gonna take a fall.

Me, you and Stretch back in business! CGF makin it count baby!

That shit at the warehouse today that's what happens when you try to be something you're not. Don't try to run before you can walk especially in shoes that you aint big enough to fill yet.

Lot of talk in here about Chilli D - stay away from that shit.

Thanks again for getting us fired! Last time you get up in my face about making dumb moves.

I never seen so many crazy deathwish drivers in Liberty City - you'd fit right in here!

Ok that thing with D and the phone call maybe not my smartest move ever but that's how I do it F! When you got apache blood you fly a little closer to the sun!.

Street brakes, sport brakes, race brakes. We got it all at Los Santos Customs.

What's with your aunt? Walking around like a duck hollering about womanhood?

Where's all this supposed money from this supposed job you've got? Cause I ain't seen a cent come my way. It's your grandmother's fault for spoiling you too much! Classic only child.

That was wild down at Vespucci, dog. We need to ask Yetarian for a pay rise.

What the hell happened with that bike? Why must you make a simple job so complicated?

Employee of the month? Now that's some bullshit.

Am I dreaming or did I just see you and lamar tearing up the del perro freeway on some sick wheels??

Answer your phone dog! where r u? We gotta check out Bertolt Beach House for Simeon.

I need you and Lamar out in the field. Some of our customers have foolishly over-stretched themselves again with their credit schedule. And you wonder why America is in a crisis!

Don't be a stranger. I still want to be friends ok??

If you continue to apply yourself and learn from my leadership I think you have a bright future in the requisitions department. I can fasttrack you to assistant manager in five years!

You wanna go out tonight so I can school you in the art of seduction?

We gotta put something together homie we aint gonna be retiring any time soon from this repo errand boy shit

Is this seriously all the friends you got? Or are you just too cool for Lifeinvader?

What's this forum thing I've been hearing about? Hope you know what you're doing homie.

Enjoy your last few days of thinking you can call any shots. Hope you missed me.

where u been hidin playa? JB say u still owes him a 20 from 98?

If this house is 50% mine why am I cleaning 100% of it?

I swear I just saw lamar on one of them dumbest criminal bloopers shows

ok we goin large tonite its time to get your dick wet nigga u cant run around after the same girl from high school your whole life.

Whatever that gym sock is under your bed I want it gone by the time I get home

OGs got beef with you dog - why didn't u show for the meeting?

LifeInvader

Franklin Clinton

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